It's a recent photo of the president with his most senior trusted advisors. Notice anything missing? Well, you don't exactly need three guesses to see . . . NOT A SINGLE DOG PRESENT! If the president needs help finding suitable canines for key positions, all he has to do is ask me and I will send him binders full of dogs. No wonder Canine-Americans are so routinely oppressed, denied our most basic rights. We need a Cabinet that looks like America.