Hillary is rolling now and needs the support of all you dogs (and you humans, too) in Indiana. I've been getting thousands of e-mails from dogs around the country professing support for Ms. Clinton. Here are some of the more prominent pooches I've heard from:
Here is Larry Birds golden lab, Jumper.
"Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff, woof, Hillary ruff ruff!"
Here is Mike Tyson's doberman Mauler. Tyson only spent a little more than three years in Indiana, but they think of him as one of their own.
"Hillary woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof. WOOOOOOOF!"
And Dan Quayle's peekapoo, Potatoe. Cute little guy, floppy eared diverse breed dog like me:
"Yip yip yip yip yip yip Hillary."
TOMMY,
ReplyDeleteGET OFF THE POLITCOL SCENE FOR NOW. I`VE GOT BETTER NEWS.
WAS AT THE DOWNTOWN CAPE CORAL PRODUCE MKT. THIS MORNING, WHERE 'DOGS' ARE ON PARADE BY THEIR MASTERS. AND WHAT TO MY EYES DID I WITNESS?. A LIKENESS OF CODY, YES, YOUR DAD, CODY! A BIG BLACK BRUISER OF A POODLE, AND GET THIS, A TINY LITTLE BROWN POODLE (SMALLER THAN YOU, GROWLED AND STARTED TO ATTACK) WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK 0F'CODY' AS A MASTERFUL BULLY, IS A SHAM! HE BACKED OFF, RIGHT BETWEEN HIS MASTERS LEGS, AND WIMPERED FOR PROTECTION. THIS JUST GAVE 'LITTLE TINY' MORE GUMPTION FOR A 2ND ATTACK. WHAT FUN! SO, DON`T BELIEVE ALL YOU HEAR, OR READ, FOR THAT MATTER WHENEVER YOUR BIO DAD WRITES YOU.
SAME GOES FOR YOUR LOVE, HILL. READ BETWEEN THE LINES, MY FRIEND.
RUFF,RUFF, WOOOOOOF, AND A YIP, YIP!