Let's talk food. I'm going to lay my cards on the table, here. I like people food. The kibbles, I can take 'em or leave 'em. If I'm hungry enough and after I've eaten all the people food in the dish, you know, I'll graze a little on the kibble. It's OK. But this new dog food you got me, it's got those little bits and pieces in there that just don't agree with me. Case in point, look at the attached picture. See I cleaned by bowl . . . well, almost. You see that green spec to the left. It was in my dish, it was one of those bits and pieces I'm talking about and I'm telling you, not eating those. I'm putting my paw down. You put them in, I'll pick them up and deposit them right there on the floor. I'm not threatening you, I'm simply stating that I'm not going to eat it.
STICK TO YOUR GUNS TOMMY. NO LITTLE HARD PIECES! THE SPECIAL 'GOURMET' BRAND IS A FARCE/FLUKE. TOMMY KNOWS BEST. JUST LIKE HUMAN BABIES, THEY LIKE PEOPLE FOOD BEST. LEFTOVERS ARE FINE. NO SWEETS!
ReplyDeleteSTICK TO YOUR GUNS TOMMY. NO LITTLE HARD PIECES! THE SPECIAL 'GOURMET' BRAND IS A FARCE/FLUKE. TOMMY KNOWS BEST. JUST LIKE HUMAN BABIES, THEY LIKE PEOPLE FOOD BEST. LEFTOVERS ARE FINE. NO SWEETS!
ReplyDelete