I guess the word is out. I've been quietly scouting institutions of higher learning, to continue my formal education. I plan to bolster my degree from UPS-FC with an advanced degree in Canine Studies. I've visited a number of campuses and intend to matriculate next fall. Here I am during my visit to Georgetown. Georgetown is reputed to have the top Canine Studies program in the Mid-Atlantic. So it's high on my list. I'd like to stay close to home, you know, so I can come home to a home-cooked Kong on the weekends.
YOU ARE TO BE ADMIRED FOR YOUR QUEST FOR KNOWLEDGE. I DON`T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED UNTIL NOW, BUT ANY FURTHER BOOKLEARNING WILL BE AN EDUCATIONAL PLUS, FOR EFFORT AT LEAST. ANY GRANTS COMING YOUR WAY? YOU THINK? NO ONE`S GOING TO ACCEPT YOU ON LOOKS ALONE. I`LL DO SOME RESEARCH ON MY OWN, AND MAIL YOU A LIST OF APPROPIATE STUDIES FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAIN TO DELVE INTO.
ReplyDeleteYOU DON`T NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HOME
FOR YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS. I HEAR SOME NEARBY COLLEGES (FLA.) SATISFY MOST COLLEGE KIDS WITH THE BAGS OF POTATO CHIPS THEY ALL CRAVE. YOU WILL BE RIGHT IN THERE WITH YOUR PEERS BY APING THE SAME.
AND, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE NASTY BEER BLASTS.
Tommy,
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of the entire GU administration and faculty, let me express our pleasure meeting with you during your recent visit. You are a fine dog with qualities rarely found among poodle hybrids. I should warn you we have strict quotas on cockapoo admission, but expect your application, if forthcoming, will be given all due consideration. All the best in your future studies.
Dr. DeGioia
President, Georgetown University
Quotas are illegal. Hire me and we'll sue.
ReplyDeleteTommy, I wont let you go to a Catholic school. End of story.
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