Can you feel it? I've waited a whole year for this, after last year's bitter, bitter defeat by those Phillies. All the dogs I know are super-enthused by the Dodgers, strutting and woofing all around their houses. Daddy even said he will let me stay up late to watch their games if they run long.
In honor of this great Dodgers season, I've changed my middle name to 'Manny.' So please, if you see me or write to me, call me 'Tommy M.'
4 comments:
TOMMY,
YOU CHANGED YOURMIDDLE NAME? FROM WHAT? LARRY?
YOUR GRANDPAW, AND YOUR GEANFMAW WENT THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT MIDDLE NAMES, AND SO CAN YOU. DON`T PUT ON 'AIRS' TOMMELLAH.
So Anonymous, you are really my grandma and grandpa? Wow, that went right over my head all this time. Do are you Cody's parents or Cherokee's parents? Probably Cody's, right? Because Grandpa Fang, my mom's dad, has passed away. He's the one I got my underbite from . . . or so I'm told.
Well, I never had a middle name and now that I'm 'of age' I took it upon myself give myself one -- 'Manny'. So please, call me "Tommellah M."
DEAR TOMMELLEH "M"
I DON`T KNOWWHO YOU`RE REFERRING TO AS YOUR ANCESTORS. WE ARE THE GRANDPAW ANDF GRANDMAW IN YOUR LIFE. DEFINETLY NOT ANY OTHERANONYMOUS WRITER YOU MAY BE HEARING FROM.
I MAY AT SOME POINT REVEAL OUR ADDRESS, BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN ALWAYS CONTACT US THROUGH YOUR BLOGS. DODGER FAN OR NOT, YOU`RE SO UNGODLY EXCITED ABOUT THEIR RECENT SUCCESSES, YOU MADE A LARGE FAUX IN STATING "YOU CHANGED YOUR MIDDLE NAME," WHEN YOU NEVER HAD ONE. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
How can you not comment on yesterday's Supreme Court pleadings? You call yourself an activist for cannine rights? Shame on you. Although 37 months for a movie when Vick got only 23 does seem disproportional to me.
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