It's September 6 and I want to give a woof-out to my two-legged grandma, who, if my floppy ears didn't deceive me, is 84 years old today, according to my daddy. You read that right: 84 years!
I know what you're going to say, that seems impossible, right? I mean, here we cockapoos are struggling to make it to 15 or 20 years. And many of your mono-breeds can't make it much past 10. And here's my two-legged grandma at 84. But it's right. You see, the two-legged ones live a lot longer. I don't know how they do it, maybe it has something to do with Einstein's theories or maybe it's because they aren't forced to eat dog food all their lives. But there you have it.
Well anyhow, happy birthday grandma.
YOU REMEMBERED! HOW NICE OF YOU TO SEND ME SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY GREETING. AND THE PICTURE! LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I DIDN`T SEE YOU LURKING AROUND WITH A CAMERA. YES, GRANDMA IS GETTING OLD. I FIND MY SELF BECOMING MY MOTHER (YOUR GREAT GRANDMA)AND REPEAT MANY OF HER WISDOMS DAILY. i.e. WHEN SHE PLANNED AN EVENT FOR THE FUTURE, SHE ALWAYS SAID, "IF I SHOULD LIVE `TIL THEN." OR IN HAVING TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT FOR THE EVENT, SAID,"THIS IS THE LAST CLOTHES I WILL HAVE TO BUY."I WOULD ROLL MY EYES (DO YOU DO THAT WHEN YOUR DADDY TELLS YOU WEIRD THINGS LIKE THAT?) I NOW FIND SHE WAS MAKING SENSE. I HAD A GREAT BIRTHDAY. I WENT SHOPPING. (FOR GROCERIES, HA HA.)I DON`T KNOW IF LIVING LONGER IS AS GOOD AS YOUR SHORTER LIFE WILL BE. IT`S IMPORTANT TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE AND MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD OF YOU.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS AGAIN,
YOUR LOVING G-GRANDMA
P.S.
AND I HAD ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE. WOULDN`T YOU KNOW IT.
G-G
YOU REMEMBERED! HOW NICE OF YOU TO SEND ME SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY GREETING. AND THE PICTURE! LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I DIDN`T SEE YOU LURKING AROUND WITH A CAMERA. YES, GRANDMA IS GETTING OLD. I FIND MY SELF BECOMING MY MOTHER (YOUR GREAT GRANDMA)AND REPEAT MANY OF HER WISDOMS DAILY. i.e. WHEN SHE PLANNED AN EVENT FOR THE FUTURE, SHE ALWAYS SAID, "IF I SHOULD LIVE `TIL THEN." OR IN HAVING TO BUY A NEW OUTFIT FOR THE EVENT, SAID,"THIS IS THE LAST CLOTHES I WILL HAVE TO BUY."I WOULD ROLL MY EYES (DO YOU DO THAT WHEN YOUR DADDY TELLS YOU WEIRD THINGS LIKE THAT?) I NOW FIND SHE WAS MAKING SENSE. I HAD A GREAT BIRTHDAY. I WENT SHOPPING. (FOR GROCERIES, HA HA.)I DON`T KNOW IF LIVING LONGER IS AS GOOD AS YOUR SHORTER LIFE WILL BE. IT`S IMPORTANT TO LIVE A GOOD LIFE AND MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD OF YOU.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS AGAIN,
YOUR LOVING G-GRANDMA
P.S.
AND I HAD ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE. WOULDN`T YOU KNOW IT.
G-G