My mommy emailed me all about this. American Airlines, that capitalist behemoth, either through malace or gross negligance, caused the death of seven of our finest. Seven puppies -- dead in Chicago. All for the worship of the almighty profits!
I posted pictures of the seven martyrs to corporate greed, seven little puppies who will never know a Kong toy, who'll never again be scratched behind the ears, who'll never graduate from puppy school. Let's all be sure to light a candle tonight for each one . . . there's
Frankie and there's . . .
Fishbone, and there's . . .
Hannibal and there's . . .
McDuff (hey, he looks like me) and there's . . .
Patches and there's . . .
Willy Boy and last but not least there's . . .
Dolly . . . the're all gone.
Here's a little song in rememberence:
Tin airplanes and Obama's coming
They're finally on their own
This summer I hear the drumming
Seven dead in Chicago.
4 comments:
TOMMELLE,
DON`T YOU EVER HAVE CONCERNS FOR HUMAN SUFFERINGS? IS IT ALL ABOUT YOU AND THE ANIMAL KINGDOM? I KNOW FOR INSTANCE MANY OF OUR HUMAN POPULATION HAVE BEEN MAULED, BITTEN, AND YES, EVEN KILLED BY THE LIKES OF YOUR TRIBE.
YOUR OWN DADDY FOR INSTANCE, WAS BITTEN ON THE LEG BY A POODLE, AND DID THE POODLE HAVE ANY REMORSE? NO!
THINK IT OVER, AND LET ME SEE YOU STAND UP FOR MORE THAN JUST ANIMALS LIVES.
Tommy,
Where is that song from that you quoted at the end?
Dear Anonymous,
Yes, there are bad dogs out there. I ought to know because the bully me all the time. It's not that I don't feel bad for the human suffering, but there is already so much yammering about it on the internet, the humans don't need more voices. But if I don't stand up for puppy suffering, who will?
Dear big brother,
I dunno. I just made it up.
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