Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Here's Monty, whose doing everything he can to help kids get smart.
Monty the Yale Law Dog
This is a real good experiment and it should work. See, Yale students who are having trouble with your school work, you can go to the library and check out Monty who will give them all the answers. Makes more sense than checking out a book.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it? All these government programs on how to get kids to do well in schools when the answer is as obvious as the wag of my tail. You could eliminate all the rest of the federal government spending on education and just give each student his own dog, preferably one with floppy ears, who are known to be smarter.
These are the kind of policy proposals I'll be listening for in the upcoming 2012 presidential election.