I’ve got a beef to make, and I’m speaking here for a lot of dogs just like me. We love treats, no doubt about it. But you humans are inhuman the way you make us beg and do tricks. Some of the things we have to do are make us look downright foolish. Let me tell you what I’m forced to suffer through. Sometimes my daddy makes me do some tricks, which I endure. But that’s not enough. Then he puts the treat down on the floor and makes me SIT and STAY for a long time. It’s really painful for me to wait and sit like that and he just stares at me, grinning. Why not just give me the treat? Does he know it really hurts me, like I’m ready to burst?
OK, that’s my story but all things considered, it’s still worth getting the kong stuffed with hamburger. I’m wondering if other dogs can share their horror stories.