Sunday, March 16, 2008

Bush Bails Out the Fat Cats

It's time to get really outraged. The Fed will bail out Bear Stearns, one of the richest Wall Street companies:
Once again, Bush shows his true stripes, giving money to his 'fat cat' friends (I mean that figuratively, if he was really favoring the fat cats, I would be even more outraged). That money could really be used for good to help the poor. There are cockapoos starving in Mt. Airy, Mr. Bush. But do you care?


President Bush said...

I wouild be pleased to help any cockapoo that donated at least $50,000 to the Republican Party.

Bill Clinton said...

My wife will give every cockapoo, except those earning more that $175,000 a year, $5,000 cash and a voucher for a free deworming. And I'm offering a private consultation with every cockapoo owner as long as SHE has big hair, is a little zoftig and is under 60.