Monday, October 6, 2008

New Endorsement



I am rethinking my endorsement (I can do that, can't I?). My tail just doesn't wag too much for that Obama guy anyway. I think this man should be president. He could even use some of that salary he will get for next year to help stabilize the struggling economy (which if left unfixed could impact the quality of my food).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOMMY,
YOU DON`T NEED BASEBALL 'BUMS' TO LEAD OUR COUNTRY. YOUR GREAT GRANDMA SAID IT RIGHT ALL ALONG. THOSE THAT PLAY WITH BALLS ARE 'BUMS!;. SO YOU`LL EAT A LITTLE LESS STEAK. ENJOY YOUE CEREAL!TOO MUCH MONEY IS EVIL. THOSE 'BUMS' HAVE BEEN RAKING IN THE MULTI-BUCKS FOR TOO LONG A TIME. IN YOUR GREAT GRAMDMA`S BOOK, THEY WERE WORTH NADA.

Anonymous said...

TOMMY,
YOU DON`T NEED BASEBALL 'BUMS' TO LEAD OUR COUNTRY. YOUR GREAT GRANDMA SAID IT RIGHT ALL ALONG. THOSE THAT PLAY WITH BALLS ARE 'BUMS!;. SO YOU`LL EAT A LITTLE LESS STEAK. ENJOY YOUE CEREAL!TOO MUCH MONEY IS EVIL. THOSE 'BUMS' HAVE BEEN RAKING IN THE MULTI-BUCKS FOR TOO LONG A TIME. IN YOUR GREAT GRAMDMA`S BOOK, THEY WERE WORTH NADA.

big brother said...

Tommy,
This is a much better choice than your previous endorsement. However, I need to let you in on a small important fact: this guy, Manny Ramirez, cannot become our next president (hate to dissapoint you.) You see, he was not born in the US, so he can't be president. Get it? I think you should endorse your father for president. You see, if he is president, he will get to live in this huge and magnificent house, which you would enjoy romping around in. Also, he would get a huge salary, which directly coorelates to you eating more equisite people food. Lastly, you would become famous, as the dog of the president of the US is looked upon with great respect. Also, maybe you could even convice your father (who will be president) to launch your AFDD program. He seems very much against it right now, but maybe if you promise not to hop on the bed in the middle of the night, he will create special committees for canine affairs, and you could get your dream of seeing that all dogs in the country have people-food in their bowls every night (and plenty of yip-yaps.)

Tommy said...

To my brother, whatever farm it is that you're on: Maybe we can pass a new law real quick so Manny can be elected. After all, these are desparate times and call for desparate measures. Manny is obviously a better candidate than the two 'mainstream' candidates.