Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy Birthday Big Brother


Happy Birthday!! It's hard to believe you're 133 today, and yet you don't look a day over 20. I hope the owner on that farm you're on remembers to give you an extra bowl of beef gravy.

10 comments:

big brother said...

Tommy,

I now celebrate my birthday on the Hebrew calander, so today is not my birthday. Can anyone there figure out what day my real birthday is?

Anonymous said...

TOMMELE,
DON`T LISTEN TO BIG BROTHER`S VERSION OF A DIFFERENT DATE TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY, I THINK HE`S JUST FISHEN` FOR YOU TO SEND HIM DOUBLE GIFTS, WHAT DO YOU GIVE A 'SOLDAT' WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

big brother said...

Tommy,
Beef gravy is disgusting. What, do you think I'm a dog or something?

Tommy said...

Dear big brother (birthdday boy),

Well, if it's not really your birthday, I guess I will have to return this nice chew bone I got you for a present. Sorry.

big brother said...

Tommy, did you really believe that I would enjoy a dog chewing bone for my birthday present?

Anonymous said...

Well, Joe got his dog--a real one, not a hybrid like you. But your friend Barak? Nada.

Tommy said...

I know, but I'm still hoping about Obama. After all, he is all about 'hope'. And there is reason for hope. I understand 'Barak' is Arabic for 'Bark' - RUFF, RUFF.

Anonymous said...

Barak is Arabic for "blessed" you moron.

billy said...

I enjoy reading you commentary but do you realize that barak went to hawaii after naming all of his cabinet but didn't name anyone to the canine affairs post. I think he is just going to leave it vacant because he just doesn't care about dependent dogs. If people loser their jobs and can't feed their dogs, the dogs can just starve for all barak cares. In fact, if the people get hungry, I bet barak would be happy if the poor people just ate their dogs. That would solve the canine problem without him having to even set up any camps. That is what you get when you elect a dog hater. And a lot of this is the fault of dogs like you who talked aboutr clinton but never got out there and actually did anything. No door knocking, no bumper stickers on your ass, no contributions. You let her down and now all of us dogs suffer.

Tommy's big brother said...

To anonymous- "Barak" is Arabic for "lightning."