Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Big Win for Malachy
Friday, February 10, 2012
Open Appeal to my Mommy and Daddy
Made with real vanilla ice cream, bacon flavored syrup, whipped topping and a maraschino cherry.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Dogs help Newt capture SC
Friday, January 13, 2012
Romney Reconsidered
I have to admit, Romney really impressed me. After his victory in the New Hampshire, a victory I worked so tirelessly to prevent, he came clean and apologized right here, in an exclusive on my blog. I've transcribed his comment.
Hi Tommy,
I'm here in New Hampshire and as you can imagine, things are pretty crazy right now. But I want to thank you for calling me out on event you criticized. It was a bone-headed thing I did, putting Seamus on the roof of the car and I'm real sorry and a changed man. I hope you saw my speech. I was puporsely wearing my doggie tie for you to see, a way for me to express my atonement and my respect for your work.
Gotta go, I got a lot of supporters out there.
Mitt
Monday, January 9, 2012
Romney? No Way!
Romney and his wife and five young boys piled into the family station wagon for a 12-hour drive from Boston to Lake Huron in Canada. As was the custom, Seamus, their Irish setter, rode in a crate strapped to the top of the car. . . Somewhere along the way, the dog began to experience, shall we say, digestive trouble that made its presence known via, uh, streaks on the back windshield. Ever the efficiency enforcer, Romney pulled into a gas station, hosed the dog off, put him back on the roof and continued the trip.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Newt Gingrich for President
The campaign said today that it will soon launch a “Pets With Newt” site aimed at Gingrich’s love for animals . . .
[H]e told ABC News today he and his wife Callista want a dog in the White House, and it’s a friendly disagreement between the couple over what kind and size of dog. Callista wants a small dog and Newt wants a large dog . . .
“When I was a child I had a cocker spaniel and Doberman pincher and German Sheppard. . . ” Gingrich said.
Newt, along with all the other candidates, has yet to make his positions known on Universal Pet Health Care, Affordable Doggie Day Care, and Canine Voting Rights. But he is obviously a man of character and deserves our support for lack of a true doggist candidate.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
STRIKE: SUCCESS!
Friday, December 2, 2011
STRIKE!
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Capital Punishment -- Warranted?
Barrington Panel Votes to Euthanize 'Vicious' East Providence Dog
Barrington police held a vicious-dog hearing Monday morning after a boxer/pitbull [diverse-breed dog] registered to an East Providence owner maimed a cockapoo and its owner last July. . .
The attack on the cockapoo . . . came within four doors of her home . . . Smith said she was walking her 11-year-old dog, . . . when the boxer/pitbull jumped through the open window of an SUV and attacked them. . . .The boxer jumped and snapped at them and managed to bite into the cockapoo’s legs and pull them to the ground.
The boxer pulled so hard that the cockapoo’s legs were pulled out of the hip joints and the bite marks penetrated to the bone.
Do you think they give him a 'last meal' before execution, with any food he wants? Hmm.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Fun new game

Friday, October 14, 2011
MLK Memorial Dedication
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Occupy DC!
Friday, September 16, 2011
What would Martin say?
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Happy Birthday to My Two-Legged Grandma
I know what you're going to say, that seems impossible, right? I mean, here we cockapoos are struggling to make it to 15 or 20 years. And many of your mono-breeds can't make it much past 10. And here's my two-legged grandma at 84. But it's right. You see, the two-legged ones live a lot longer. I don't know how they do it, maybe it has something to do with Einstein's theories or maybe it's because they aren't forced to eat dog food all their lives. But there you have it.
Well anyhow, happy birthday grandma.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
The saddest little cockapoo
I sure had a great time the past few months, with my brother and sister at home. Then on Sunday, we went for a long bye-bye and my sister played with me the whole time and we got to a building and she greeted her friends, and they were laughing and screaming, which is when she stopped paying attention to me :-(
Then she pat me on the head, said 'good-bye' and that's the last I saw of her. Now I'm all alone during the day. I even had to sneak downstairs to use the computer (shhh, don't tell my mommy, she thinks I'm locked in the bathroom). Maybe it's time for me to leave and catch up with my woof-mom.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
One of My Heroes
So this Ghandi was really something, but even though he and I are alike in so many ways, you gotta admit that he was a little dumber than me. Like for instance, if I saw a tough-looking British bull-dog on the street, I would pull to the other side and hope he didn't notice me. But when Ghandi saw a tough-looking British cop, he wouldn't cross to the other side, but would just stand there and let the cop beat him up. How smart is that?
Well the British treated him so bad that that he didn't get enough food. Look at how skinny he is. And he didn't get the right vet care and had to walk with that cane. Real sad. But this where it gets good. He made himself so pathetic that the British felt sorry for him and decided to leave him, and even his whole country, alone and they decided to leave. So in the end, Ghandi, even though he wasn't too bright, did a great thing and now we have a country called 'India'. And they even built this statue of him and put it in the middle of Washington and I got to visit on a sight-peeing walk and got this cool picture taken. The only downside to the day was, even though I was 'sight-peeing', daddy wouldn't let me mark my territory here.
Friday, June 10, 2011
First they came for the Rottweilers . . .
Can you believe it? In this country, a country with firm protections for the humans, can allow good dogs be presumed guilty just because of their breed.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Why I am suing Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman
Monday, May 9, 2011
"Companion Animals"

"Companion Animals" yes --- "Pets" no
Professor Andrew Linzey of the prestigious Animal Ethics Center at Oxford has followed my blog for years. Now he is calling for big changes in the way we view and refer to animals. He advocates an end of the use of the offensive word "pets." After all, what does it mean to be a "pet." It sounds a little perverted, if you ask me, and all us animals don't like it.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Donald Trump for Human President?
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monty the Yale Law Dog

Here's Monty, whose doing everything he can to help kids get smart.
Monty the Yale Law Dog
This is a real good experiment and it should work. See, Yale students who are having trouble with your school work, you can go to the library and check out Monty who will give them all the answers. Makes more sense than checking out a book.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it? All these government programs on how to get kids to do well in schools when the answer is as obvious as the wag of my tail. You could eliminate all the rest of the federal government spending on education and just give each student his own dog, preferably one with floppy ears, who are known to be smarter.
These are the kind of policy proposals I'll be listening for in the upcoming 2012 presidential election.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Wishing for the Best in Japan

Truly tragic what happened in Japan. So many people and dog houses damaged, destroyed, or just washed away. No one is wishing for a swift recovery more than this little cockapoo. But I saw this photo on the web and felt I had to comment. The environment and air is bad, no doubt. And the people need to have on the masks. But what about the poor animals; they need the mask too, maybe even more because our lives are very short as it is. Don't forget about us!
Monday, February 28, 2011
When Man's Best Friend Is Obese

Anyone who knows me knows I love my food, like steak and hamburger and bologna and ice cream and chicken and turkey and cheese and Grammy's Pot Pie from the can. But I always make sure to eat sensibly and not beg for too much. That's why I took note when I read this article in the Wall Street Journal. Obesity in dogs is a major problem and costs this country in excess of $17 trillion per year, according to a recent study by the Canine Institute.
That's why I support a national canine nutrition bill to enact new standards for dog food nutrition, allocate federal funds to subsidize healthy pet living (like treadmills, for instance), and levy still penalties for owners who overfeed their dogs. Please join me in my crusade.
Peace out,
Tommy
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Lament for a Missed Opportunity

So, so sad. It has long been one of my ambitions to relieve myself on this beautiful tree: the National Christmas Tree on the Ellipse. But look what happened during a recent wind storm.
Winds Topple National Christmas Tree
I've visited that tree a few times and always pulled to go do a 'sniff-n-lift'. But daddy would say it was too crowded and promised we would come back at a quieter time. Alas, that time never came. They say they'll plant a new one, but it might take a human generation before it reaches the majestic heights of this once regal monument.
So long, old friend.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Grizz - Victim of Unjust Law

Here's a picture of Grizz. He looks mean, I'll grant you that, and I wouldn't want to sniff with him if I encountered him on a walk or at the dog park. But he's no criminal, despite the charges that were filed.
You can read about it here:
"Man faces misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty"
All Grizz did, like any dog would do in a similar circumstance, was euthanize a raccoon who had been bothering his master. Dogs have the right to do that, to chase lower forms of animal and do what they wish if skillful enough to catch one. Take me, for instance. My daddy sends me out all the time to chase the squirrels around my back yard. I never catch one . . . but if I did . . . well . . . I don't know what I'd do, but I know no law is going to stop me from going all cockapoo on him.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Are you ready for some football?

I know I'll be watching:
Puppy Bowl VII
The biggest event on all fours is back! Puppy Bowl returns for its seventh consecutive year with an all-star, all-adorable cast that's ready to mix it up on the grand gridiron of Animal Planet Stadium. Puppy Bowl VII brings viewers a loveable lineup that's itching to play in a winning combination of terrier tackles, touchdowns, puppy penalties, fumbles and Fido first downs. Featuring fan favorites like the Water Bowl Cam, tail-gating fans, and the Ice Breakers blimp and its hamster crew, this year's big game is sure to be a tail-wagger. For the first time ever, viewers can watch the action from the puppy's point-of-view with the new Puppy Cam. And be on the lookout for the "chicks" on the sidelines with the addition of chicken cheerleaders. Also, don't miss the debut of the Kiss Cam, which is sure to keep the crowd on its feet. From barking beagles and spunky spaniels to everything in between, we've got the cutest players taking the field on the most action-packed Sunday of the year. Plus, back for another year is the popular Bissel Kitten Halftime Show, guaranteed to bring the house down! And, for the first time in Puppy Bowl history, all the action will broadcast in a stunning native 3-D version that will premiere on "3net" — the new 3-D network joint venture of Discovery Communications, Sony and IMAX in 2011.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Militant Threat

This was a terrible tragedy. Read about it here:
Mt. Vernon Man Hospitalized after Brutal Dog Attack
I want to be very clear that I condemn this violent, militant attack. Unfortunately, this fringe group, Woof-Qaeda, has hijacked the law-abiding canine rights movement to justify their own brutal and criminal behavior.
On the other hand, our government must, on some level, be held partly responsible. Their repressive policies -- requiring us to wear tags, preventing us from so many public facilities, and stringent leash laws, to name a few -- are the best recruiting tools in Woof-Qaeda's arsenal. You just know that Woof-Qaeda is out there planning more attacks. We need change now!
Monday, January 3, 2011
No jackets, please

I've addressed this topic before, but with the cold weather upon us, it is worth stressing again.
Here, this article explains it all: link
You can see how the other dogs are going to laugh at and make fun of me if I wear that thing. And it makes me too hot, with all my fur and all. But read the article carefully. It does make an excellent suggestion:
There are a few other steps pet owners can take to winterize their dogs. During fall and winter, adding one or two pounds of body weight can help.
Yep, that's right. That's what I need: more food, especially food to fatten me up, like hamburger and hot dog, not silly looking jackets.
Monday, December 27, 2010
President Obama, Dog Hater in Chief


"The president said, 'So many people who serve time never get a fair second chance.' He was ... passionate about it."
link: Obama happy Vick's back
So, he was so passionate about this, huh? But he didn't seem very passionate about those poor animals. It's well known among my kind that Obama hates us. He didn't want to get Bo and only did because he had to and it's a good thing Bo has those girls cause if not, no one would pay attention to him. Here's just more proof. Obama is so compassionate for 'poor' Michael Vick, but he failed to mention the victims.
Look, I forgave Michael Vick, and I took some heat in the canine blogosphere as a result (see this post: Tommy forgives Vick). But this Obama is so quick to forgive and doesn't mention and obviously doesn't give a hoot about the dogs.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Bo Obama sets a good example

Bo goes to Hawaii and volunteers to be quarantined just like he's a regular dog. He's not asking for special treatment just cause he's the famous First Dog, and all.
Bo Gets Quarantined
Even if you're the dog of the president of the United States, you still need to follow the rules. As the Obama family slowly trickles into Hawaii for the holidays . . ., the first dog, who is making his first trip to the island, is subject to the state's quarantine program.
Bo's setting a good example, demonstrating that we are still a nation of laws, not of dogs.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Terrorist on the loose
Friday, November 19, 2010
Euthanized?

Afgan Hero Dog Is Euthanized by Mistake in U.S.
Here's the key passage.
Target . . .escaped from her yard. She was captured last week and euthanized by mistake [emphasis added - ed.]
This is like a scene right out of the human "Schindler's List" movie. Maybe even you humans are starting to grasp why Canine Rights are so urgent. If 'euthanizing' wasn't an accepted practice on us dogs, maybe we could call it what it really is: MURDER. Instead this is posted in the newspapers like some kind of 'human' interest story. Would you humans react differently to a headline that read:"Baby Euthanized by Mistake?"